A police officer on horseback stopped a little girl riding her bike and asked, “Did Santa get you that?”
The little girl happily replied, “Yes!”
The officer then joked, “Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year,” and issued her a $5 fine, adding to the playful tone of the encounter.
Looking up at the officer, the little girl smiled and said, “Nice horse you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”
The officer, amused, responded with a chuckle, “He sure did!”
Without missing a beat, the girl delivered her punchline: “Well, next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
